It’s an exciting prospect that, due to the lack of vitamin D, young
computer devotees are growing bowed legs. I am imagining that armies
of twisted figures will soon have to congregate and put a roof on this world
to restore equal rights. Why should only a few of us suffer fragile bones
and bent legs due the lack of ultra violet light penetrating our curtains?

I sympathise; in rearing my kitten behind closed blinds and witnessing
it grow up with contorted limbs, I have found myself, similar to the
practice of shaping bonsai trees, distorting neighbours cats legs with wire.
I have to confess my back yard looks like a feline zombie convention, but if
my cat were to venture outside, deservedly he would feel very much run of
the mill. But why would he go outside? He can achieve an extensive work
out on a mere 51.1cm by 31.6cm board and, due to many a trusty search
engine, has compiled an extensive list of compatible partners to snare with
his barbed member.

As his only incentive to go outside is vitamin D, it’s no surprise to find
him ordering in cod liver oil, greasing himself up and typing away his
worldly delights. Pixelated he is not just a brittle misshapen cat, he is
adventurous, bold and most importantly spell checked.

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