Friday, November 19th, 2010

Lenny’s Legs

Lenny stood looking down at his miserable naked legs. The changing room appeared smaller than when he had entered and the curtain less concealing. Pinned in the corner of the cubicle he watched the thin pleated material billow open and closed at the faintest whiff of air. The cloth was so light it barley needed [...]

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Sunday, November 14th, 2010

Bonfire night

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Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Racy White Vest

Lucy looked down at her small chest, she had heard friends with rounder, fuller busts complain, but was never convinced. Complaining that one’s large bosoms were a hindrance, that at times they got in the way, that they were painful, blah-di-blah, was bollocks. Lucy would love to bare such bulbous woes upon her sternum. Instead, [...]

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Friday, October 15th, 2010

A handful of employees and a herd of Grevy Zebra’s

Land Rover’s 2010 Employee Expedition
Jolted, titillated and bruised, eleven Land Rover volunteers arrived in Wamba to study the Grevy Zebra.

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Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Scotsie

Mark had fallen in love. She was a bitch, a mongrel, a cross between a Scottie and a Westie. Mark liked to think of her as a Scotsie, his little Scotsie. Well it wasn’t strictly his Scotsie, it was a nine year old girl’s little pooch. Every Saturday, he would see this grey wonder and ever since, on one [...]

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Sunday, June 27th, 2010

Complimentary Comb and Compulsory Toothpick

It is odd what sensory snapshots the brain chooses to reference when recounting an experience of a country. What the congealed grey matter selects, as though from a honk of research papers, to highlight in a lurid pink, green or yellow. Our poetic license tries to hold onto the delights, the scenic spectacles, yet the [...]

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Saturday, June 26th, 2010

Coffee and Tea

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Monday, June 7th, 2010

Dan Snow at IPUP

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Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

What Mooli’s Where

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Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

The London Classic

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